my autobiography...

okay, I have made a decision. well at least part of one. I am going to start journaling my insane, abnormal, strange and rather demur life. I figure if for no other reason than medical research or entertainment value. besides if I don't put it into print no one would ever believe it.

so, every now & then I will throw out some chapter ideas. let me know what you think....

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spring has sprung...

and it's not the only thing. we have approximately 100 eggs with 6 geese sitting vigil.

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happy easter to all

okay, all my hens are forming a picket line, now that easter is here they want a "lay off"

man it's hard to find good help...

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first finch

our first finch! little donny's first time out of the nest.

things that p*$$ me off

I really think i'm a pretty layed back person. okay, most of the time I at least try to be. yet, once in a while something strikes me as so stupid I just can't contain my opinion. just to name a few:

1. when people would rather bury a loved one with their organs than allow them to be donated & save the life of another. the life of a person who is loved, the life of someone with a family who is begging for a miracle. when you make the decision to donate, you are not only saving a life but, you are giving a family a miracle.

2. hypocrites: come on the least a person can do is practice what they preach or keep their flipping mouth shut. don't judge others by standards you can't adhere to, or at least don't force your standards on me.

3. people who believe their god is the only ticket to heaven and their is no room for discussion or debate. After all its pretty arrogant to believe you have the only complete truth.

4. people who have nothing better to do than gossip

5. people who actually pay to go on "closed kill, kill guaranteed" hunting trips. come on people..... how small does your dick have to be before you pay someone to kill a polar bear in a fenced in area? better yet is the stud who then mounts the head of the animal on the living room wall, as though they really accomplished something.

6. cheap people who want more than they give. cheap with money, cheap with time, cheap in spirit.

to be con't.......

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when a good bird goes bad...

I still have one naughty habit from my youth & it has come back to haunt me. you see I have a favorite word that I like to throw around. a word that my mom & I both hoped I would grow out of as the years past. growing up it was the only word that I could never say, a word so bad even my mom would cringe when it was used in unnecessary context. it was a little word I picked up from Ricky Crow in the second grade. this word is better known as "the biggie" & as anyone who knows me will tell you, in the comfort of my own home, I like to toss it around. well today it has come back to haunt me...... after dropping a bottle & then dropping the f-bomb I heard an echo. at first I tried to deny it. I wanted to believe it was the voices in my head talking but, after the third time it became fairly apparent it wasn't. awww f**k f**k f**k echoed thru the kitchen. burrr f**k. panic came over me as I looked up into the eyes of my green wing macaw. yes, my beautiful bird now has a fowl (pun intended) mouth.

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caution egg holers

this is just a warning blog.  a blog of caution...this blog will be mostly uncensored and full of rants.  please prepare as you see necessary.

testing 1...2...3...

coming soon to a blog near you...the redesigned egg hole!