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tHe BiRtH oF aN eGG hOLe: A pLaCe To CaLL hOmE
- tHe HeAd PeCkEr
- 46 aCrEs BeTwEeN jAyHaWk CoUnTrY & tHe CaPiTaL oF kAnSaS, United States
- SeLf CeRtiFiEd FuR, FeAtHeR, FuZz, LoViN, aNiMaL CoLlEcTiN, ObSeSsIvE CoMpUlSiVe, AtTeNtIoN lAcKiNg, LoUd MoUtH, InSaNe WiFe & BoY mOm!
A pLaCe To RoOsT
a BlOg To HeLp ClEar My MiNd FrOm AlL tHe DaiLy ClutTeR & hAVe A GoOd GiGgLe
Friday, July 8, 2011
focus
okay in order to gain focus I want to know what you guys want. really, should I write about the farm, paper crafting, stupid people, stupid events, rambling, excited utterances, parrots, kids, you tell me!
Thursday, May 5, 2011
this life i love is not for everyone.
okay, I get it. not everyone finds the feather & fur life enchanting. but... the fact is that I do. I don't tell people how to live or that I would rather poke my eyes out than have eight kids. why do people feel compelled to tell me how they just can't understand having so many animals who don't do anything but be pets. to each their own, you keep havin kids and ill keep collecting pets.
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do i have a sign that says "home for animals here"?
I don't even have to do anything the animals just come to me. I've had a woman show up with a chicken that followed her home, on a side note my brother said he saw the same hen walking down the road. I've had my dad bring home a duck from a bar parking lot. my husband brought home 2 conures he found waiting to go to the pound @ a clients house. my mom has brought home a rooster that was a perpetual runaway from his former flock and geese ready to be slaughtered at their prior residence. a friend has brought me a rooster and three hens when a coworker was being relocated and needed to rehome them. yet another friend has brought me a rooster and 4 hens fleeing a neighborhood with dogs. I have had any number of day old kittens because I was the only goober who would bottle feed them. a dog or two has shown up and slept by my back door like they live have lived here their who life. a ferret has come home with me when he was no longer welcome at the ku dorms. even a few rats escaping certain death as snake food. the list goes on.....
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Friday, April 29, 2011
my autobiography...
okay, I have made a decision. well at least part of one. I am going to start journaling my insane, abnormal, strange and rather demur life. I figure if for no other reason than medical research or entertainment value. besides if I don't put it into print no one would ever believe it.
so, every now & then I will throw out some chapter ideas. let me know what you think....
so, every now & then I will throw out some chapter ideas. let me know what you think....
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Wednesday, April 27, 2011
spring has sprung...
and it's not the only thing. we have approximately 100 eggs with 6 geese sitting vigil.
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Sunday, April 24, 2011
happy easter to all
okay, all my hens are forming a picket line, now that easter is here they want a "lay off"
man it's hard to find good help...
man it's hard to find good help...
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Friday, April 22, 2011
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
things that p*$$ me off
I really think i'm a pretty layed back person. okay, most of the time I at least try to be. yet, once in a while something strikes me as so stupid I just can't contain my opinion. just to name a few:
1. when people would rather bury a loved one with their organs than allow them to be donated & save the life of another. the life of a person who is loved, the life of someone with a family who is begging for a miracle. when you make the decision to donate, you are not only saving a life but, you are giving a family a miracle.
2. hypocrites: come on the least a person can do is practice what they preach or keep their flipping mouth shut. don't judge others by standards you can't adhere to, or at least don't force your standards on me.
3. people who believe their god is the only ticket to heaven and their is no room for discussion or debate. After all its pretty arrogant to believe you have the only complete truth.
4. people who have nothing better to do than gossip
5. people who actually pay to go on "closed kill, kill guaranteed" hunting trips. come on people..... how small does your dick have to be before you pay someone to kill a polar bear in a fenced in area? better yet is the stud who then mounts the head of the animal on the living room wall, as though they really accomplished something.
6. cheap people who want more than they give. cheap with money, cheap with time, cheap in spirit.
to be con't.......
1. when people would rather bury a loved one with their organs than allow them to be donated & save the life of another. the life of a person who is loved, the life of someone with a family who is begging for a miracle. when you make the decision to donate, you are not only saving a life but, you are giving a family a miracle.
2. hypocrites: come on the least a person can do is practice what they preach or keep their flipping mouth shut. don't judge others by standards you can't adhere to, or at least don't force your standards on me.
3. people who believe their god is the only ticket to heaven and their is no room for discussion or debate. After all its pretty arrogant to believe you have the only complete truth.
4. people who have nothing better to do than gossip
5. people who actually pay to go on "closed kill, kill guaranteed" hunting trips. come on people..... how small does your dick have to be before you pay someone to kill a polar bear in a fenced in area? better yet is the stud who then mounts the head of the animal on the living room wall, as though they really accomplished something.
6. cheap people who want more than they give. cheap with money, cheap with time, cheap in spirit.
to be con't.......
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Monday, April 18, 2011
when a good bird goes bad...
I still have one naughty habit from my youth & it has come back to haunt me. you see I have a favorite word that I like to throw around. a word that my mom & I both hoped I would grow out of as the years past. growing up it was the only word that I could never say, a word so bad even my mom would cringe when it was used in unnecessary context. it was a little word I picked up from Ricky Crow in the second grade. this word is better known as "the biggie" & as anyone who knows me will tell you, in the comfort of my own home, I like to toss it around. well today it has come back to haunt me...... after dropping a bottle & then dropping the f-bomb I heard an echo. at first I tried to deny it. I wanted to believe it was the voices in my head talking but, after the third time it became fairly apparent it wasn't. awww f**k f**k f**k echoed thru the kitchen. burrr f**k. panic came over me as I looked up into the eyes of my green wing macaw. yes, my beautiful bird now has a fowl (pun intended) mouth.
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Wednesday, April 13, 2011
caution egg holers
this is just a warning blog. a blog of caution...this blog will be mostly uncensored and full of rants. please prepare as you see necessary.
Monday, April 11, 2011
testing 1...2...3...
coming soon to a blog near you...the redesigned egg hole!
Saturday, February 12, 2011
I said love me!
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